August 26th, 2026

Rough transcription of Hour 1

Segment 1
Hello, America. Mark Levin here. Our number 877-381-3811.  877-381-3811. We are going to continue. Our effort to help some of the candidates running for the Senate and House. We can’t help them all. But we will have. Dan Sullivan, the actual real Dan Sullivan, who’s the current senator running for reelection. Democrats are up to dirty tricks there. He’s running against Mary Pitolo, but also another Dan Sullivan. How do you like that, folks? I wanted to have mine to talk about it, and we will. One is Mike Rogers. I missed producer. I forgot. Friday, Mike Rogers will be back and will continue to go down the list of willing candidates who who will come on or want to come on. And we can help them as much as we can, because there’s a lot at stake here. A lot. Now I know many of you. Have heard played over the last day or so. I Will Always Love You by Dolly Parton or Whitney Houston. It is a great song. One of my favorite songs. I bet it’s one of yours too. And I want to get on to a lot of stuff that’s going on out there. But before we do. I do want to play the version of Dolly Parton singing this at the Grand Ole Opry in 2007. And we’ll close the program with Whitney Houston’s version. But here we go. Here’s Dolly Parton. Cat 19 Go. Ladies and gentlemen, has this been a wonderful show this evening? Congratulations, Porter. Thank you, Patti. Thank you. Thank you. I suppose this bread and this dolly, there’s no way in the world that we could close the show without this song. No, that’s exactly right. I think this is something we’d all like to say to Porter, but if it hadn’t been for Porter, I wouldn’t have written this song. This was kind of a goodbye song to Porter, and he just wouldn’t get away. So he’s here now. Anyway, this is a song that means a great deal to me. And we all love you for. And. Well, I would only be. You’re way. I know. I think of you, maybe. Found. The industry. Maureen. I guess. Mentor. I’ll be taking you with me. Goodbye. They’ve now. Go to. Let us know what you need. Have you. Marty Flake one. T.A.. Okay. And I. You’ve had all. You’ve ever dreamed. Oh, and I do wish she joined. I wish lots and lots of happy. I wish you. You. We’ve seen the universal adoration for her. There’s a few freaks, frauds and phonies, but they don’t matter. And certain people will be missed. We discussed this yesterday. She will definitely be one of them. All right. Dearborn is in Michigan. I’m very frustrated, like most of you, Mr. Mrs. America, and very frustrated because it’s one thing to hear House members and senators and. Officials in government. Who talk about their concerns about the likes of Al Saeed and Piker. Amanda. Amy. But what are they doing about it? Now, there are some complex issues You have to find ways to get over and around. Like freedom of religion. I’m not talking about freedom of religion. You haven’t heard me talk about Islamists except for the last several years. I’m not talking about freedom of religion at all. I’m talking about individuals who want to destroy our country. I don’t know if we do it anymore. I’m going to assume we do. But when I served in the highest levels of government. We monitored mosques, among other places. Because. Of the promotion of violence and terrorism that took place in at least some of these mosques with some of these imams. I guess. What I’m not hearing is that any of these imams that I’m playing for you. Are being focused on and targeted. They’re naturalized. Naturalizing them and removing them. I just hope it’s not the case that our ruling class in Washington, D.C., doesn’t have the will to defend us. To defend us. Law abiding, American loving patriots in this country. And the vast majority of the individuals who seek our destruction, promote violence, attack our Constitution and our declaration. In attack our entire system, our first and second generation Islamists in this country. They come to the country to destroy the country. Some of them. Some of them are children of birthright citizenship, like pica. You’re not alone. And what the Supreme Court did in that case will go down in history. Is one of the dumbest, least defensible positions the court has ever taken. Ever. I can read the history as well as anyone, if not better. So here we are in Dearborn, Michigan, again, the Dearborn Henry Ford community professor Ali Akbar Shadid. Just a few months ago. Now we can’t play all these clips. I’d be here all day, but maybe I should. One of these shows. And here he is. Hat tip memory. I told you, this site is a tremendously important site. MRI, dawg. MRI, dawg. Cut one. Go. The pure sort of saying. I mean, he returned back to this floor and as a monster, I like him. I’m closing in on East Harlem and joins his grandfather’s and all of the prophets and the best of prophets. So that’s all there. So he’s upset about Khamenei dying, and he’s a martyr. He’s a prophet. Got it. He’s a martyr and he’s a prophet. Is this what this guy says? Who is the Dearborn Henry Ford community professor. Go ahead. And that is progeny that has been covering Sudan. A lot reason their ranks in paradise and shower them with mercy. However come the huge mistake by stealing our beloved either say, okay, did you hear that? That’s their leader, their beloved leader, he says. Trump made a huge mistake by killing our beloved leader. We literally have the enemy in our borders, in our communities. And they are brazen and they are cocky and they are outspoken. And I’ve had it up to here with our ruling class. You know, I have We need to see which influences are funded by what governments. Well, what have they been waiting for? But okay, how about you find out? How these people get into our country. Who’s funding these people and do something about it. We know the number one culprit is Qatar. We know the number one culprit in terms of paying for lobbyists. Buying into our economy, buying into our school systems, buying into our government is Qatar. Does it ever cause you to wonder, ladies and gentlemen, why Qatar is untouchable? Why it’s immune? Why? We need some hearings on Qatar. I would say to the Republicans in the House and in the Senate. Get to the bottom of this. And put an end to them flowing money into our. In our colleges and universities in K through 12 subpoena some of their officials make them testify. There’s not another country in the face of the earth other than communist China who is able to do this to us. And they do nothing. Zero. How do these imams get into our country? Who’s funding all of these mosques, their beautiful buildings, those funding, all these mosques. Who’s buying up all this real estate? Don’t tell me. They’re just passing around the basket and they’re just. No. No. Go ahead. He thought that by killing him, he’s going to make the believers submit and make them hopeless. However, we’re going to continue on the path of, say, the mean. You understand this? He was killed by us. Probably the Israelis. But it doesn’t matter. We are going to continue. On the path of Saeed Ali Khamenei. The man was the world leading funder promoter of violence and terrorism. We’re going to remain on that. You know, it’s only a matter of time till we get whacked around here. I’m just telling you, I’m so frustrated and I’m so disgusted by this. It’s not like there is a lack of evidence about what’s going on in this country. There’s a lack of will. There’s a lack of will. Now I’m a broadcaster, but there are people who are power. Oversight, power and legislative power. Executive power. We keep bringing our hands. The Democrats led in God knows how many of these people and they will protect them to the very end. Because they turn on, they vote Democrat. 97% or whatever the hell it is. But that doesn’t excuse other people. They don’t want to be called Islamophobic. They don’t want to be attacked by the left wing press. I know what’s going on. In other words, they’re intimidated. They’re intimidated. Go ahead. In a whole lot of blogs. His ideology, we’re going to learn it and teach you that our children and grandchildren now you want to know what is rose up against with the fake Palestinians and the promotion of terrorism? What goes on in their schools and the culture in the Gaza Strip and and in the East and in the so-called West Bank, Judea and Samaria? Were these were these Palestinian terrorists? Are they teach it to their children? He just said that’s what they’re going to do. We are going to learn it and teach it to our children and grandchildren. Now, everybody who sits back and says, what’s with the Israelis? Soon you’re going to know what’s with the Israelis, because it’s right here in the pit of my stomach and they’re not making any secret about it. They have these segregated fortress like communities where they teach Sharia Sharia law. Hate for this country and jokes like this promoting violence. I’ll be right back.

Segment 2
Mr. and Mrs. America. When you come across your member of Congress, your senator, I don’t care which party. You need to make it clear to them in a civil way. That this is your number one issue. Not even a dollar an increase in the gallon of gasoline which will come down. But once these people are in this country, it’s very, very difficult and complicated to remove some of them. Not all of them. Some of them. And a, you expect somebody who is asking you for your vote. To figure this out, to work with other members. And to remove these imams, remove these phony professors, remove these people who are now openly stating that they are going to educate their children and their grandchildren to support the number one terrorist who we eliminated. I mean, this is happening right here in our country now. I’ll be right back.

Segment 3
Has anybody ever heard of somebody by the name of Jonny Olszewski? Of course not. Unless you live in his district in Maryland, apparently a supposed congressman. I don’t think most of the people in his district know who the hell he is, but he wants the whole country to know that impeaching Donald Trump will absolutely be a priority if the Democrats take the House. Now you need to understand something before we hear what this. With this miscreant has to say. Individual members of the House represent about 800,000 people, not even citizens. Citizens. Yes, but they don’t have to be according to the left and according to the bureaucracy, according to the Census Bureau. All right. That for another day. But. So they feel very powerful when they can take out or try to take out. The nationally elected president of the United States who had a record amount of popular votes, a record amount of Electoral College votes, won every single swing state. But now we have our chance. And so the Democrats are using impeachment. As a pure political weapon. They’re not using it to really address corruption or for the kinds of constitutional violations that were discussed at the Constitutional Convention. I mean, hell. They don’t even like the Constitutional Convention or the Constitution. So who’s fooling whom? But Johnny. Johnny as lucky. If that is his name, I wonder Johnny has whiskey. If I mispronounced it. Too bad. Well, he says this is a priority. Priority. Now, he says this on the Constipated News network, which I understand has been acquired by conservatives, But it seems to me I haven’t seen a lot of change over there at the Constipated News Network. Just sang. And so he’s asked this by somebody named Bill Dorn. Is that a woman or a man, Mr. Bitzer? Kate is is her name. But we don’t know if Kate used to have a name. Male genitalia, do we? We don’t know. Short of a massive circumcision. We don’t know this, do we? And so I think it’s very stereotypical. Then we’re going to you know, we’re going to start to play the game. I think it’s very stereotypical to assume that Kate Baldwin is a woman. It’s what’s between our ears that counts. So. Just because she looks like a woman. Just because. She has a figure of a woman. Doesn’t mean. He. She is a woman. We got to get our pronouns down to here. It. Oh, we got to get her announced down first. But here we are. So Kate Bolduan, as far as I know, it could be, you know Frank Muldoon. What do we know? And I think would be very bigoted and discriminatory and stereotypical for me to assume that Kate is a woman just because she looks like a woman, just because her name is female. Because I don’t know what’s between her head. Excuse me? Between her ears. I don’t know. I don’t know. So if genitalia doesn’t matter anymore or. The addition to a subtraction of certain genitalia. Is that the issue? Or it may be. It is. I don’t know. I don’t have to assume anything about her. What about Johnny? Johnny? Isaac? If that is his name, maybe it’s not her. Johnny. Now, I don’t say this to a fan. I say this to be. Culturally correct. You understand? I’ve learned a lot from the woman Zambia. That really is it the women’s NBA? Why do they call it the women’s MBA? Is everybody a woman? Is nobody a woman? They can’t even define it. Woman. Woman. We have a Supreme Court justice. They said she’s the first black woman on the Supreme Court. What are you talking about? She had her confirmation hearing and she couldn’t or refused it to find a woman. So why did she get accolades for being a woman? How do we know she’s a woman? How do we know? We don’t know because we don’t know how to define it anymore. I don’t want to hear about women’s rights anymore. What does that even mean? Where the women’s groups, they don’t exist. Why? Well, they don’t know the membership. Francine? Yes. Yes. What is it? Oh, wait. Francine. Is isn’t your real name Franco. So what is Francine today? Oh, okay. Here. We don’t judge. So all these women’s groups. They’re all bigoted if they’re still in business. No wonder. We don’t hear from them. Where are they? Women are being abused by Islamists. We’re not hearing anything. Nothing. Crickets. Crickets. And so I think we have to look at our civil rights laws. Like Title nine that was put in there, specifically an education edition. To expand women’s sports. We don’t need it anymore. We don’t need it anymore. It was fine without it. It just funded sports, that’s all. What’s this? Women’s sports crap? And I want to thank the WNBA for clarifying this for us, for clarifying it. And they need to change the name. The Women’s National Basketball Association. But I don’t know what to call it. And don’t call here with nasties. I mean, we got a lot of jokes. I don’t want to get into that, but you get the point. So. Johnny? Johnny asks. Whiskey. We don’t know who he is. We don’t know what he is. We don’t know what restroom he uses. Being interviewed by Kate Bolduan or is it Walden or is it Kate? There’s a Keith. Keith. Ah, Kate, What is it? Why does it matter? Well, it looks like a woman. Don’t let looks affect you. We don’t go by looks. We don’t go by actual genitalia. Which is another question. May I ask this while I’m on the subject, Mr. Producer? Why are people adding in detracting from their genitalia? If we’re still debating the definition. They don’t have to do that, do they? What’s a woman? I don’t know. I’m going to chop up. Hey. Hey, bro. Hold off a second there. You don’t need to do that. You don’t need to do that. Unless, of course, you really want to. Mm hmm. Something that you used to think is simple. It’s more complicated than Baskin-Robbins. And 37 flavors. Very complicated. Very complicated. Don’t be a boardroom. Very complicated. So here’s Johnny as well. And Kate. Or is it Keith? Bill down at the Constipated News Network. Cut seven. Go. They can. I look forward to investigating and, where appropriate, pursuing impeachment. Yeah, because that’s that was what I was getting at, which is a question of priorities. Do you think it should be a priority with what you lay out of investigating the president and possibly impeaching him if you take the House majority? Well, she’s a tough questioner, This one. I mean, if he whatever. Very tough question. Do you think it should be a top priority? How about this? Why are you abusing the Constitution? Now, you know, that’s. But the impeachment clause is not supposed to be used for this. You know that. Why are you abusing it? She doesn’t have an ounce of brainpower, an ounce of knowledge about what impeachment is. Because they go along, they promote it, they want it, they get their ratings up. I’m just being honest. And there’s going to be Mark fighting at every step of the way. Because I believe in the Constitution. They’re going to try and impeach this president for a third time. Now, think about how stupid this is, how ridiculous this is. Go ahead. Holding this administration accountable and fighting corruption and all. You’re not holding the administration accountable. You’re not going to be able to remove the president takes a super duper majority of the Senate. You’re not going to be able to do it even if they take the Senate. Biomarker, if they get rid of the filibuster, has nothing to do with the filibuster. The Constitution. Determined said the Constitution requires. He. Supermajority. They don’t have a supermajority to do that. But that’s right. We’re going to hold him accountable. No. You’re not accountable for what? Getting elected. Getting elected. This guy talks fast. Not every person we know people who talk fast or very smart, but some people talk very fast or very stupid, and they talk very fast because they’re very stupid and they don’t want you to realize how stupid they are. This is one of them. Johnny. Johnny adds whiskey. That’s right. Johnny. Is it Johnny or Jennifer? Johnny. And don’t be offended if I ask you this. Johnny. Jennifer. No, go ahead. Priority? No, he sounded like he burped right there. Right. We’ll be right back.

Segment 4
Johnny Olszewski of Maryland had a constituent call, Mr. Call screener, who said in the district he’s known as Johnny Zero because he doesn’t do anything. And maybe that’s good because, you know, look at him. My number one priority is impeachment. Hmm. Okay. There’s some guy who runs in Illinois, Nothing personal. His name is So long. I think he’s Indian ancestry. It could be time. I don’t know. Could be Thai. It is so I don’t know how it gets on a bumper sticker, Mr. Bennett. They get. I’d put two bumper stickers together. Can you open the mic, please? Can you say that again? Is that the Raja Christian Moorthy guy? I think so. It’s like all continents, right? Oh, yeah. It’s long. And the first names like Bo, like Ro Con Man in Bo. Yeah. I don’t know what it’s Fred, but it’s like. Two letters, and then it’s rather vivid. Okay, great. Right. Hey, look, we’re a big tent here. Big tent. Big tent. That’s right. Borders wide open. Where? Big Ten. And. We welcome everybody. Does it matter? Islamists who promote terrorism. Please come in. Yes. We don’t have enough of those. Come on in, please. Oh, yes. That whole third way. I had a theory here. Rather than worry about borders. If this is the idea, we can just send ballots to everybody in the world. Mr. Producer. You’re not to be a citizen. Send him to China. You know, send them to North Korea. Well, not there. They don’t have mailboxes, but you know what I mean? Just send them all over the world. And vote first. Everyone should have the right to vote in America. Whether you’re American or not. Then I got to thinking we could expand that. Free Medicare for everybody in the world. All 8 billion people. Why make them come to the United States? Why make them come across oceans? Deserts the border. What’s the border but a human construct. And so everybody can be on Medicare for all. Everybody can be on the food stamp program. What’s the problem? What’s the problem? Isn’t this where the Democrats logically isn’t this word extends to. I think it is. By the way, you see this schmuck, Josh SHAPIRO. In Pennsylvania. See this schmuck? He’s he’s he’s a drama queen in many respects. No offense. And so he makes these statements. He’s now taking these. Hey, Josh, can I tell you something, Josh? Josh, pay attention. If that is your name. Josh could be Jill for all I know. Anyway, Josh, your party hates you. Don’t you get it? You’re Jewish. You’re not going anywhere. Joshua’s a jail. You’re not going anywhere. You’re Jewish. You’re a Democrat. You’re a moron. You’re not going to be nominated for president. Do you understand me? The damned bastard, he said. He’s taken positions. Mail in voting all of a sudden is very racist. Excuse me. Oh, yeah. Mail in voting. Matter of fact, any time you put a stamp on an envelope. Very racist. That’s right. That any time you use the Postal Service, because let me tell you something. That may prove the point. Did not the Postal Service exist when we had slavery? Yes or no, Mr. Pitt, as it did. Right. There you go. It is a. Slave institution. So if you used the postal service, if you put a stamp on an envelope. Hey, if you use an envelope. You’re revealing yourself as a white supremacist. You just are. And so according. To Josh SHAPIRO. Maybe it’s Josh SHAPIRO. Josh SHAPIRO. Josh SHAPIRO. He’s going to bring a lawsuit against Trump to stop this mail in voting. The tightening of mail in voting. Now, understand, this guy was attorney general. He has a law degree, they say, probably from Ed’s law school. The Supreme Court just ruled that they could do it. Now I’m bringing a lawsuit. She usually. Well, it wasn’t a final order. It was a half way order. You know, the the the filing was incomplete because we didn’t have a complete order. I don’t care. The Supreme Court made it pretty clear where it’s coming. I don’t care. I’m Josh, that is Josh SHAPIRO. I’m bringing the case. As a schmuck. He’s a Democrat and he’s Jewish, and he actually thinks they’re going to nominate a Jew for president now. Then he learned last time with Kamala Harris, she’s married to a Jew. Remember the guy, Doug? Doug with the hands. Doug can’t keep his hands to himself. Remember that guy? Oh, yeah, Doug. And I like the name Doug, but not him. And for the little guys, they bought their eight and a half million dollar mansion in Malibu. But it’s not Malibu, Marin. I don’t know. Somewhere out there, it doesn’t matter to me. But. She passed over him. Over. Josh? Jill. She passed over him it her. He she did. He did. He did. She did. He did. It did. Mr. Producer, we lose our minds here. I can’t even identify people anymore. Are they people or the animals? I don’t even know that anymore. All right. I’m out of breath now. I need to take a breath break and get a sip of water here in a moment. You know, I think we’re going to play the Whitney Houston version of the Dolly Parton song. When we come back. We’ll be right back.